And, action...

The context: three of my students borrowed my room after school to film their drama homework. Loving the dedication on a Friday afternoon.

Child: I'm playing Jack the Ripper.
Me: You do know who Jack the Ripper was, don't you?
Child: Oh yes, he violated women and then cut their intestines out. Usually prostitutes.
Me: Oh, good, just as long as you're clear.

He then proceeded to skip around the room, wearing a black hoodie, looking more like something out of "In the Night Garden" than the infamous Whitechapel criminal. Bless.